I'd rather be f*&%ing your wife but...
I don't have a key to her cage.
Your daughter just turned 18!
The line's too damn long.
I'm afraid the donkey may have given her fleas.
Your daughter swallows.
I heard that saint bernards are very territorial.
Sex with sheep is not my idea of fun.
I have to give myself a root canal.
All that facial hair just bugs me.
Wait, no I wouldn't.
I don't have a key to her cage.
Your daughter just turned 18!
The line's too damn long.
I'm afraid the donkey may have given her fleas.
Your daughter swallows.
I heard that saint bernards are very territorial.
Sex with sheep is not my idea of fun.
I have to give myself a root canal.
All that facial hair just bugs me.
Wait, no I wouldn't.
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