THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (OF VINCELAND)
1.THOU SHALT NOT DRINK ZIMA.
2.THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR UNLESS THINE IS FEMALE AND THINE BUTTOCKS IS EXAMINED BY THE HIGH PRIEST FOR APPROVAL (THAT WOULD BE VINCE).
3.THOU SHALT NOT KILL. UNLESS IT'S A SPIDER. I HATE SPIDERS.
4.THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR UNLESS THY NEIGHBOR IS A PAIR OF HOT CHICKS LOOKING TO SCORE.
5.THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS IF THEY WERE A BROTHER; AS LONG AS THY NEIGHBOR HAS BEER.
6.THOU SHALT NOT WEAR MISMATCH SOCKS.
7.THOU SHALT NOT FEED DRY OATMEAL TO BIRDS. ALKA-SELTZER WORKS BETTER.
8.THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THINE IS DUMB IF THINE IS INDEED DUMB.
9.THOU SHALT NOT DISOBEY THE REQUESTS OF THE HIGH PRIEST FOR HE IS THE SOUL MESSENGER OF RESIEWDUB, THE GOD OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE COOL.
10.THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF VINCELAND TO ANYONE OR THINE HEAD WILL EXPLODE, THINE TESTICLES WILL TURN INSIDE OUT(IF APPLICABLE), AND THINE WILL NEVER GET LAID EVER AGAIN. AND THAT WOULD JUST SUCK.
1.THOU SHALT NOT DRINK ZIMA.
2.THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR UNLESS THINE IS FEMALE AND THINE BUTTOCKS IS EXAMINED BY THE HIGH PRIEST FOR APPROVAL (THAT WOULD BE VINCE).
3.THOU SHALT NOT KILL. UNLESS IT'S A SPIDER. I HATE SPIDERS.
4.THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR UNLESS THY NEIGHBOR IS A PAIR OF HOT CHICKS LOOKING TO SCORE.
5.THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOR AS IF THEY WERE A BROTHER; AS LONG AS THY NEIGHBOR HAS BEER.
6.THOU SHALT NOT WEAR MISMATCH SOCKS.
7.THOU SHALT NOT FEED DRY OATMEAL TO BIRDS. ALKA-SELTZER WORKS BETTER.
8.THOU SHALT NOT ATTEMPT TO HIDE THE FACT THAT THINE IS DUMB IF THINE IS INDEED DUMB.
9.THOU SHALT NOT DISOBEY THE REQUESTS OF THE HIGH PRIEST FOR HE IS THE SOUL MESSENGER OF RESIEWDUB, THE GOD OF ALL THINGS THAT ARE COOL.
10.THOU SHALT NOT REPEAT THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF VINCELAND TO ANYONE OR THINE HEAD WILL EXPLODE, THINE TESTICLES WILL TURN INSIDE OUT(IF APPLICABLE), AND THINE WILL NEVER GET LAID EVER AGAIN. AND THAT WOULD JUST SUCK.
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