IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALL RESIDENTS OF VINCELAND!

IN THE EVENT OF A NATURAL DISASTER SUCH AS TORNADOES, MONSOONS, GIANT HAILSTORMS, POLAR ICECAP MELTING, BAD HAIR DAYS, TIDAL WAVES, HOLES IN SOCKS, BROKEN NAILS, HURRICANES, HIPPIE REVOLT, TYPHOONS, SPILLED BEER, EARTHQUAKES, INTER-PLANETARY INVASION BY GIANT CARNIVOROUS MUTANT BUNNY RABBITS, STUBBED TOE, VOLCANIC ERUPTONS, FLASH FLOODING, SQUIRREL ATTACK, DROUGHT, OR BROKEN T.V. REMOTE, CALL DAVE. PLEASE SEE THE PHOTO GALLERY TO FIND DAVE.